"hey YOU sexy singles in your area want to chat!" mhm
yeah I SERIOUSLY am
God is always watching
Whoops, let me go jerk off on my front porch I can see my neigbors putting away their halloween decorations
Those ads are so fucking dumb
Thought it was a solo job usually?
Why cry about it? Would you rather your mom be watching or something?
Nah that cat is watching Sara Mclaughlin ASPCA commericals
Sit on your other hand and then its likes a stranger
Doesn't everyone jerk off by themselves?
Everyone needs a little alone time
Never alone, FBI guy is always watching me
crying cat...wet pussy...porn joke
Porn advertisers really need to take a different angle
Solution: Do it in public then you're not alone
The depths they'll go to try to sell you stuff
Aw that kitty