Anyone else kinda creeped out by the father?
This just in: Girl Scouts move their HQ to inside weed shops
Dad's probably a customer too
Buy stock in Girl Scout Cookies NOW!
She probably doubled the prices too!
Location, Location, Location!
She should sell subscriptions!
VP of Sales in training right there
Dad is going to retire soon!
Record cookie sales coming soon!
Girl Scouts, the real winners of legal pot