Your tax dollars at work people.
If you cant find angry bees, my cousin has pissed off wasp that he’s been trying to cash me out to move for him!
Can’t get bees either, would 50 poison dart frogs work?
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Oh Fuck Yes. I am going to this then sue the city after them damn angry bees sting me. 🎰
Where the fuck am i gonna get thousands of angry bees??
Decoy purse period is a Genius idea.
Why are my belongings in a purse?
In California, if the thief dies because of the bees, you will go to jail for life. #murecia
This sign sucks.
This whole time I have Been leaving my keys
Fuck. Even the signs are being written by internet content agents!
I bet the bees get docile by the time the thief comes to rob you.
This is soooo damn sexist. #mengetrobbed tooo
Do i follow these steps in this order? 🤷♀️
San Francisco is so liberal!!
I like how they used the <30 seconds math symbol. Made me sit and think.
If the mouth of the < symbol is open facing the number, that means it can eat away at the 30 right?
What If the thief is a part time bee keeper and knows how to handle the bees, then he uses them to make honey and gets paid off of u for the next year!